Wednesday, 12 June 2013

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The Concept of Life

During a robbery in Lagos, Nigeria, thebank robbershouted to everyone in the bank:"Don't move. The money belongs to theState. Your lifebelongs to you." Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. *This is called"Mind Changing Concept”Changing theconventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on thetable provocatively,the robbershouted at her: "Please be civilized!This is a robberyand not a rape!" *This is called"BeingProfessional” Focus only on what you are trained todo!* When the bank robbers returned home, theyoungerrobber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year6 inprimary school): "Big brother, let's counthow much we got." The older robber rebutted andsaid:"You arevery stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count.Tonight, theTV news will tell us how much we robbed fromthe bank!" *This is called"Experience.”Nowadays,experience ismore important than paper qualifications!* After therobbers had left, the bank managertold the bank supervisor to call the policequickly. Butthe supervisor said to him: "Wait!Let us take out $10 million from the bank forourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzledfrom thebank”.*This is called "Swimming with the tide.”Converting an unfavorable situation to youradvantage!* The supervisor says: "Itwill be good ifthere is a robbery every month."*This is called "Killing Boredom.” PersonalHappiness is more important than yourjob*. The next day, the TV news reported that$100 millionwas taken from the bank. The robbers counted andcounted and counted, but they could onlycount $20 million. The robbers werevery angry andcomplained: "Werisked our livesand only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it isbetter to be educated than to be a thief!"*This is called "Knowledge is worth asmuch asgold!*" The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses inthe share market arenow covered by this robbery.*This is called "Seizing the opportunity.”Daring to takerisks!*

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